Meghan Markle "Dupe" Wedding Day Make Up

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Obvi Meghan Markle is a goddess we plebes don't deserve, but nevertheless, she has graced humanity with her presence. One of the things I admire about Meghan is that she embraces her natural beauty. I used to love the “glam” look, I still do in many ways, but when Meghan made natural makeup sexy, it encouraged me to embrace my natural complexion too. You see, I am hella white. Like, painfully white. Like, I have blonde eyebrows, eyelashes, you can see my veins through my white ass skin... you know, just painfully white. As kids often do, I was picked on for my extremely white complexion when I was young. I was called “cancer face”, “albino”, “two face”, “moon face”, “no eyebrows face”, “ugly” - the list goes on. I don't know why children can sometimes be little dicks, but most of us grow up and forget their words. For me, their snarks lingered - I hid behind makeup to look more "normal."

Needless to say, I have spent so much f*cking money on eyebrow tints, eyelash extensions, fake tanner and spray tans that I could have fed a whole village (God, makes me sick). Even though I still love the “glam” look and all that entails, I no longer feel like I have to hide behind it to feel attractive. When Meghan's make-up artist shared her entire wedding day make-up look, I freaked the “f” out. However, Mami's got bills she has to pay. Thus, my “dupe” products. Look below to find out a plebe's version of Meghan's wedding day look.




I used to work at Clinique so I know a lot about their products, but for realz, this foundation is legit. It's super light like Meghan's but half the price. 

CliniqueFIT™ Workout Makeup Broad Spectrum SPF 40


Caring Coral

Love this color AND you can get it literally anywhere. CVS, Walmart, Target, you name it. 

L'Oréal Paris Colour Riche Balm Pop



This is a powder base, similar to Meghan's. You also can't beat the $6.99 price! 

Contour Palette



Cream Blush

Same peachy glow, fraction of the price.

Hibiscus NYX Stick Blush


Hello Long Lashes

A wonderful, classic, inexpensive mascara.

L'Oreal Paris Voluminous Lash Paradise Mascara


NYX Dusk Til Dawn

The colors in this palette are actually quite similar to Meghan's. However, you do get a couple of bonus colors, too. 

NYX Dream Catchers Palette


Waterproof Eyeliner

Just as sharp and matte as the Duchess of Sussex wedding day look. 

Maybelline Master Precise All Day Eyeliner